Great news, everyone: I’ve finished up enough of the LFB dialogue that I’m now ready to do the third and final round of voice casting! Most of these are smallish parts, and sadly, I don’t have head shots for them this time around. (particularly since I haven’t even drawn many of them yet!) However, if you’re hankering for one last chance to have your voice immortalised in an indie game, and want a signed physical copy of said game when it’s done, now’s your chance!

Send all voice samples to “voices at deirdrakiai dot com” in any sound format of your choosing, in as high quality as possible, by Friday, October 8 Monday, October 11.

Helmut
Film production executive. Ambiguously European accent.
Sample dialogue: “The audience votes with their dollars. That which is proven to garner an audience makes us money; that which fails loses us money. It’s a very simple formula.”

Sebastian
Editorial assistant. Early twenties. A bit gawkish and overenthusiastic.
Sample dialogue: “But this isn’t just an unsolicited manuscript — it’s far better than that. I’ve spent a lot of time on it… everyone who’s read it has said they can’t put it down. I think it could be our next big seller.”

Margaret
Young girl of about 8 years old. North American accent.
Sample dialogue: “And then Oscar came up to me and said my picture looked ugly, so I called him a gross infected poopnoodle.”

Priscilla & Fitzwilliam
Two teenagers who run a fan site for a series of fantasy books.
Sample dialogue: “I know you get this all the time, but I just have to ask, and millions of inquiring fans are dying to know. What is the Secret of Scintaria?”

Dr. Stewart
Therapist. Somewhat condescending. Can be any gender.
Sample dialogue: “Well, I can’t give you a solution that will magically work. I can only suggest, and tell you what’s been helpful for others in your situation. The rest is really up to you.”

Pickle
Random passerby on the street. 20s-30s. Can be any gender.
Sample dialogue: “My mom was frequently unemployed and my dads were a rotating cast of sanitation engineers and aspiring country musicians.”

Audience Members
People at an academic symposium for artificial intelligence. Snooty and, well, academic-sounding. Can be any gender.
Sample dialogue: “Does the relative crudeness of the output text break a reader’s immersion, and if so, will you attempt a natural language approach in the future?”

Again, send all voice samples to “voices at deirdrakiai dot com” in any sound format of your choosing, in as high quality as possible, by Friday, October 8 Monday, October 11.