Dear Myspace Users,
Having music automatically play when a person loads your website is so 1997. It is also extremely annoying. If I want to listen to music, I’ll fire up Winamp or something, okay?
Oh, and enough with the busy background images already. How am I supposed to read all your badly-formatted text if I can’t even see most of it?
Love,
The Management
We appologize, we hadn’t noticed. We will remove all the accounts with the above bugs immediately. Thanks for taking the time to discover it.
Greetz,
Myspace
On a note from our special guest star Kejero: feel free to “invite” me. It’s not that I’m ever doing anything at myspace, but at least I can pretend to be up to date with the world. My ultimate goal is ten myspace buddies. Then see Napoli.