Myspace is the new Geocities
August 6th, 2006Dear Myspace Users,
Having music automatically play when a person loads your website is so 1997. It is also extremely annoying. If I want to listen to music, I’ll fire up Winamp or something, okay?
Oh, and enough with the busy background images already. How am I supposed to read all your badly-formatted text if I can’t even see most of it?
Love,
The Management
August 7th, 2006 at 1:23 am
We appologize, we hadn’t noticed. We will remove all the accounts with the above bugs immediately. Thanks for taking the time to discover it.
Greetz,
Myspace
On a note from our special guest star Kejero: feel free to “invite” me. It’s not that I’m ever doing anything at myspace, but at least I can pretend to be up to date with the world. My ultimate goal is ten myspace buddies. Then see Napoli.