Good news, everyone! This weekend, I finished the first of TGTTPOACS’s four endings. This means that you can technically finish the game, only you’ll also be able to wander into a fair share of not-yet-properly-coloured rooms and pick up a bunch of inventory items that would be of absolutely no use to you. Unfortunately, it still means I have quite a bit more work to do when it comes to the rest of the endings. I’d ballpark the overall completion of the game at about two thirds.

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